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Confucius say... if you pee into wind prepare.....to get wet.

So, about me, divorced, sarcastic/dry humor. Sometimes a little dirty humor. Respectful, very honest, very loyal, compassionate, good communicator, good listener. Affectionate, not shy with complements, Romantic (seems to be a lost art, so I'm told) I'm old school, which means I don't want to chat on apps forever. I want to meet people. Kids are not an obstacle in a relationship. I don't want to slide in between you and your kids, your kids should come first. Keep them safe, they are our future. I have a few extra pounds that I'm working off, I don't care if you have a few yourself. I'm looking for a friend, a longterm relationship, a workout buddy. This doesn't have to be the same person. I don't have trust or anger issues and I don't get jealous without reason. I'm a laid back person and try to keep stress to a minimum. I don't do drugs. I'm on the nicotine patch and I'm well on my way to quitting cigarettes. Trying to live a healthier lifestyle.

I like to play pool, like to swim, read, watch movies and cuddle. I give a mean foot rub and I like to slow dance in the kitchen while making dinner. I like unexpected displays of affection. I like road trips and taking my truck off road. I'm spontaneous but I'm good at planning also. I'm a decent good guy,

I'm not desperate, but I am really tired of being alone. I want a friend, someone to spend my life with that can accept me for who I am, not how fat I am or how good or bad I look. I value those that value intelligence, I value those that know how to share. If this sounds at all interesting, please chat with me, no harm in making the first move.