I am working on my third million - the first one was too hard to get and the second one I lost somewhere between riding a mechanical bull at some Gianormous country western bar in a state with a different time zone than the one I woke up in - clueless of how I got there AND the the moment I realized that nobody - well at least no sane, open minded person - really knows where the center of the Universe is and that there was a very high likelyhood that I was not it.

I am looking for a woman who can relate and wants to go out and just "Roll with the Universe" and explore...