You know life is not as hard as we make it. Please read to the end and only respond if you can agree.

I am a SWF, 5'3" and curvy. My living arrangement takes a little explaining LOL. but I am not looking to change it. I have a "hall pass" that I can use at any time and if I find a compatible partner I will ~ but this will NOT happen on our first date.

I do not and will NOT play at home out of respect to the person who has issued the "hall pass". This is only fair to him and if you can't respect that then you are wasting both of our time. To state this more clearly IF you do not have a place to play - then there will be NO playing!

If you have read this far, I must tell you getting to know me can be a pain in the ass. I do not drive so any encounter we choose to have will have to be arranged so that you can pick me up and bring me home. Sorry, but this is just the way it is. I know this puts added stress and I do not even know you yet, which brings me to a point in the first paragraph. I am looking to get to know ONE person that I am compatible with. There will be NO sex on our first encounter. I am not looking for what I consider a "fuck and go", I know this is what this site is all about and what 99 percent of you are looking for. That is why I am speaking to the ONE percent that has taken the time to read this far.

I am a very affectionate person looking for the same. I have a great sense of humor and am not afraid to laugh at myself.

Looking for a male counterpart who likes to play poker and knows his way around the bedroom.

The perfect first date with me is going out for a drink or two (I am a very light drinker when I drink at all, so two is my limit.) Maybe we can go for coffee instead as that would be my preference! If we feel we hit it off and want to get to know each other further, maybe we hang out at the casino for a few rounds of poker. Hell, we may come in first and second in a tournament - Who knows LOL. Possibly we skip the casino all together and decide on dinner or a movie instead - again who knows I am willing to play it by ear as the mood strikes us.

So I will end here and if you are still reading maybe you can message me with how you would like the date to end and how you would like the next date to begin.

Until then.......
Love Kelly